In celebration of Easter weekend I invite your judgement on the following....
Is it WRONG that I'm not at all concerned what preschool/kindergarten/elementary school my kids go too?
Is it WRONG that I want my house to look like an ad for Pottery Barn?
Is it WRONG that my son & I look at each other, laugh and say, "Tooted. 'Scuse me." whenever anyone in our house farts?
Is it WRONG that my son & I ate granola and m&m's for breakfast?
Is it WRONG that the real reason I don't want an SUV (not gas mileage as I claim) is because I don't want to be one of "those moms"?
Is it WRONG to remind my brother that Hot Stuff & I will be having loud sex while he is visiting us this weekend?
Is it WRONG that almost all of my son's clothing is hand-me-downs and I'm proud of that fact?
Is it WRONG that I use the word "that" too much?
Is it WRONG to slightly dread a visit from my sister-in-law?
Is it WRONG to hide my husband's Easter present in the one place he won't look? (HIS closet.)
Is it WRONG to give gifts for Easter?
Is it WRONG to buy people things they already need and CALL them gifts?
Is it WRONG to invite all of your family to dinner with the actual intention of getting them to put together a swingset?
Is it WRONG to buy your brother presents and Easter candy so he will install a new hard drive in your computer?
Is it WRONG to try to sell your brother on ebay?