It PROBABLY isn't what you think....

My brother and his wife have an announcement.... we are all waiting to hear it.....

Go ahead.

Tell us.

Lloyd

My brother & sis-in-law have a new family member.....

They named him Lloyd.

12V-71 Detroit (450 hp +), 13 speed, no A/C, no radio (you couldn't hear it anyhow). He needs straight pipes, so he can be as loud outside as it is in the cab. Starts instantly, and runs as smooth as glass.

Smooth, Baby.

Pondering

I know how to microwave something for 45 seconds. I know how to microwave something for 33 seconds...

... But how do you microwave something for 100 seconds??

He's a funny boy....

So the FamDamily is in the process of buying a new combine. Let me rephrase... newER combine.

And my brother is in charge.

You see the problem already, don't you??

They've been "shopping" for a deal for several years now and he found them a winner..... I won't go into the whole process because it will bore the hell out of you.... but, basically, he bought a combine -sight unseen- for, well, a price tag that would make you flinch.

So I get an email last night that says:

Well, the good news is they screwed the ad up, it's actually a 2388, not a 2188. The bad news is it's in a little rougher shape than we were hoping -

See attached photos.

ha-ha. Funny Boy.

He is not very bright, but he can lift heavy things.

This is my brother. As you can see, he is very good with children.

Brother

So, you've seen the pictures.... what do you think I can get for him on Ebay? Anyone? He's 27. Single. Hopelessly single. He has a good job and, in spite of what he looks like in these pictures, he cleans up quite nicely. He is quite handy. He can fix almost anything. His cooking skills range from the bbq to the microwave to the can opener.... not fancy, but he tries. He has a very nice snowmobile & a motorcycle. The true loves of his life are his horses, Rowdie & Sonata.... Rowdie eats sweatshirts & chases ducks. Sonata is generally more respectable.

I just really need to auction off a few items in my life to raise some money for lawn furniture.

Rednecks ROCK

So my brother is going to his college roommate’s wedding this weekend…. in Tennessee. The groom busted tires at Walmart to pay for college. The bride is 8 months pregnant. The town is home to the official Dukes of Hazzard Museum. Need I say more? Well, yes, I do. The groom is now a rocket scientist. Yes, A Rocket Scientist. And Bob, if you are reading this, I just want you to know that SCARES me. Just goes to show that rednecks really can do anything…..

The New Purchase

The only person I’ve told about this blog experiment is my Brother. He isn’t impressed. But I am now going to post something that will impress him.


The New Purchase

This is his New Purchase. The rest of the family knew (because I have a big mouth) that he was Buying Something. But I didn’t tell them what it was… well, actually, I did tell them what it was… I told them he bought a Russian Bride. The boy needs a wife… but more on that later. So, officially, the check has cleared, the snow is falling and I’m pretty sure he won’t comment on this for a few days because he is out trying to see if it really will go 115 across a frozen lake.

The New Purchase