So my brother is going to his college roommate’s wedding this weekend…. in Tennessee. The groom busted tires at Walmart to pay for college. The bride is 8 months pregnant. The town is home to the official Dukes of Hazzard Museum. Need I say more? Well, yes, I do. The groom is now a rocket scientist. Yes, A Rocket Scientist. And Bob, if you are reading this, I just want you to know that SCARES me. Just goes to show that rednecks really can do anything…..