Once upon a time not so long ago in a small house in the woods there lived a beautiful, um, princess.
Ok, this is not going where I want it to go. How can I concentrate when I know the only person who will read this is my husband? And, just to let you know, my husband is The Grammar Police. He's gonna poke fun at me for starting a sentence with "And." He says in formal writing you can't write the way you speak. The problem is.... he's usually right. But no one says I can't try.