Eat expensive cheese.
Hire a house cleaner.
Pay for college for my kids. (Hah! That would about use the whole million.)
Ok. Wait. First. I'd invest the million and do things with the interest. I am my grandfather's daughter.
A long time ago I wanted to set up an endowment to give Class C kids in the state $500 towards college text books. But now I think I'd rather give them a tablet computer so they can get their books online and have access. Knowledge is power and isolation is pain. And maybe I'd make it all Class C high school freshmen.