Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Just Ask

Tomorrow is National Ask Day.* Please do it.


*For the record: Yes. Many. All handguns are in locking cases in the laundry room pantry on the top shelf. All rifles & shotguns have safety locks. All ammunition is stored in the garage. All keys are in the empty cigar box on top of the computer armoire.

And if you think this means I'm an "easy mark" for robbery or something..... think again. I have a 4-D maglite named Mary by my bed and I actually HAVE practiced beating the hell out of a heavy bag with her. (What? I used to teach self-defense.) And I have a dog that only weighs 45 pounds but he will EAT YOUR SHIT if you mess with me or mine....

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