"Dude, don't fall on that thing."
"Get that thing out of your mouth if you are going to run."
"What is that thing?"
"Honey, does our son have a plastic crotch cream applicator in his mouth?"
What?* They make great tub toys. They come in packets of 7... one for each finger on one hand, one in the mouth and one, well, on any other projection-y body part you can think of.....
*It isn't like they were used. They are leftovers from the great butt-rash escapade of Oct 2005.
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Just wait--soon it will be a tampon. Those are fun in the tub, too!
This morning he had to have an emergency bath (I guess he really IS too big for size 3 diapers....) and he had two of the crotch cream applicators in his mouth like a little baby walrus..... I might have to start keeping my camera in the bathroom.....
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