Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Other things I have done that make ya’ll shake your heads….

….besides just finding out Britney Spears is having babies. (And I still hope she names one of them Wartner.)

I’ll keep the list short(er) by limiting it to this week…

1. Got lost looking for m&co. She’s here. (But got offers of martinis…so that’s good, right?)
2. Challenged LadyBug to use frozen peas in foreplay. (What? What?)
3. Seriously considered making a mitten out of the mouse Mrow-Mrow left on the porch. (It was that big people.)
4. Wore paisley. Ok, I didn’t really.
5. Attached a bear bell to my son so he can’t sneak away from me in the yard.
6. Drank wine from a bottle with a screw top. (Wishing Tree)
7. Left a dirty diaper in my sister’s sweatshirt pocket.
8. Used a labeler to make a naughty message and put it under Hot Stuff’s pillow.

6 comments:

Susan said...

3. Eww! EEEWWWW!

5. Good for you.

6. GOOD FOR YOU!

7. More details, please.

8. Were peas involved?

LadyBug said...

Ohmigosh, I knew I loved you. You totally rock.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm glad you found me again!

"Mrow-Mrow." Now how is that pronounced?

A "bear bell?"

After 8 were there peas involved?

Cheryl said...

Forget about M&Co. Where are the Martinis??

Cheryl said...

BTW, No offense, M&Co. I read you myself this morning.

Anonymous said...

No offense taken, Cheryl, especially when liquor is involved.