Thursday, September 08, 2005


I’m really not in the mood to write anything witty or eloquent (stop it, stop laughing right now) and the situation in the world just kinda has me down. I just can’t stop wondering what I would do in that situation…. So, until I get it back together, you just get random posts about comments from other posts….. might not be fun for you but it cracks me up….

Ok, the party has been postponed until the penguin movie comes out on dvd and mrtl has the baby so she can have a cocktail.

And, for the record, I did not actually suggest mrtl swath herself head-to-toe in paisley but I did offer her my dark red paisley sheets to make a toga. She graciously declined.

Yes, LadyBug, creek is pronounced “crick” in these parts and if anyone feels like arguing that point I direct you to my friend, Mr. Webster…. The dictionary.

Also, I would talk about peas and foreplay but, 1. Hot Stuff hates peas and, 2. My brother threatened to boycott my site if I didn’t “stop it already” with the X-rated stuff.

And, Mrow-Mrow, well, how many ways COULD you pronounce that? The cat does actually have a name… it is Pudge or Pudgito… but Mrow-Mrow is more fun to say.

I’ve also learned it is entirely possible I MADE UP that part about Britney having twins….. and I’m still holding out for the name Wartner but my friend, Lala, says she wants to name it Hewie.

Oh, and this is a bear bell. (Except ours is bright orange.)


LadyBug said...

I think there were some early reports that BS (and how appropriate are THOSE initials?) might be expecting twins, but they were subsequently quelled.

Believe me, it PAINS me more than I can tell you, that I actually know that.

I'm also ashamed that I know that (a) she thinks it's probably a boy, and (b) she's considering the name London Preston (I think I prefer Wartner or Hewie). Would you believe me if I told you I found both of those things out at Dave Barry's blog? I seriously did.

Oh, and that bear bell? I'm pretty sure I need one of those for Big Boy. Heck, I might just get three - one for EACH kid!

mrtl said...

No No NO! Have a party - don't suffer! Have another when I'm more amenable.

I'm totally flaking on the toga discussion. In my comments? My brain. It's mush.

Talking about peas in foreplay
gets your brother to go away?
I must try that.

The bear bell = perfect baby toy. I'm with LadyBug!

KGrams said...

I found your blog from a comment/recipe you posted on Smorgasbord Sunday. you are a very funny lady. I will definitely be back to read more.

Frozen peas for foreplay, hmmm never thought of that one. If nothing else, I must come back for more foreplay thoughts. hehehe

P.S. We would love to have you join us on Smorgasbord Sunday. If interested, just email me with your email address and I will be happy to add you as a participant.

M&Co. said...

Well *I* know how to pronounce crick. Maybe I should get one of those Bear Bells for the kids so I'll always know where they are.

Susan said...

That bear bell is cute, really, don't you think? Fortunately, my boys are easy to locate without one--just follow the INCESSANT TALKING. Ugh.

Can the REST of us talk about X rated stuff, or is that a no no too with your brother?