Aw, LadyBug, Thanks...

I was unofficially tagged by LadyBug for the "Turd in a Punchbowl" Party....

Here are my contributions:

Turd in a punchbowl
Resembles Cher in a way
Turd in a punchbowl
Sell it on Ebay

Turd in a punchbowl
Constipation is no fun
Turd in a punchbowl
Try some Fiber One

And now I pass the torch. If you want to give it a try.... the deal is this: You leave "Turd in a punchbowl" as lines 1 & 3 and create your own lines for 2 & 4.