File this under Really Good Motherhood Advice....
Don't set the "horns" to the breastpump on the windowsill at work when it is -10 degrees F. It just ain't comfortable.
Don't ever leave the house without a spare outfit for EVERYONE if the baby hasn't pooped in 4 days....
Don't lick your finger immediately after using hand sanitizer.... don't let anyone else do it either.
Teach your son not to stick his tongue on frozen metal. (Do this by explanation... not demonstration.)
Don't teach your son how to open the door if you don't want him to go outside.
Empty the potty chair BEFORE you start throwing the football.
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*snork*
You should print this up in pamphlet form and hand it out at the pediatrician't office.
pediatrician's
Geez.
Bwahahaha! Now that is great advice. Especially that first one...
Hmm...I'm sensing a poop and/or pee disaster with the football throwing. Sounds like my house after the Giants lose (which seems to be happening a lot lately)...and I don't have kids.
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