Yes, they are eating chicken nuggets for breakfast.
Yes, the winter coats are still out... mid-May.
Yes, there is a carpet sample on my table.
Yes, my countertops are pink.
I should also point out there are TWO weather systems sitting on the shelf back there. One for each side of the house.... so you can triangulate with the one outside the kitchen window to see what the weather is really like. Because I am a farmer at heart.