Wearing jeans, long-sleeved grey or black t-shirts and a scarf to work EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Driving down the road, realize I forgot my go cup, cautiously peek around the car looking for the tell-tale brown streaks that indicate yet another smashed cup will be in my drive way when I get home.
Failure to put the car in the garage EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Frozen water bottles everywhere.
Mushy carved pumpkin on the table... open it up.... is that Don King's head in there??
Tangled cables, dead cell phones, lost credit card, missing mail.
Property tax, car license, pickup license and insurances due.